Have you ever wanted to slap a Liverpool?

The cast of Bread.

All of those bastards deserved a bloody good slap!

 

Since I'm not gay or nowt, Can I punch Graham Souness in the face instead of a puffy slap? In fact can I just twat him around the head several times for all his arrogant managerial crimes against LFC?

 

HEY! leave big djimi alone, as the name says he was terrific!

 

Torben Piecknik.
Itsvan Kozma.
Bjorn Kwarme.
Sean Dundee.
Paul Stewart.
Souness and Evans for inflicting this rubbish on us.

 

I know what I'll slap, Aqualani's missus' arse while I'm telling what a bad girl she's been.

 

I reckon ye'd want to have Souness tied up first before you slap him.

Not a player, not for a mistake either but I wanted to slap the sheite out of Woy when he said he couldn't stop Judres going to United, open hand slap and backhand.

 

and a baseball bat to the head to try and knock some sense into him.

 

someone powder me up....

 

Riise own goal vs Chelsea. Why oh why ohy why did he choose to head it???

and Houllier for replacing Hamann, who had been cancelling out Ballack, with smicer

 

Diouf to be fair needs more than a slap...He deserves to be beaten and beaten royally.He should be dropped like a bad habit.

 

igor was brilliant,just abit misunderstood,so na not igor,love igor.remember when he scored?he didnt realise what he had done,just stood there in sheer amazement

 

anyway your forgetting that judas down the m62!!!!!!
DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT?

 

Or the post-match interview against Everton, where he thought we'd played well. Honestly I think he'd have been happy with a 12th place finish.

 

Oh him.
He's like Diouf he deserves more than a slap.He deserves a good kicking.I would spit in his face,but I wouldn't even spit on him if he caught fire.I wouldn't piss on him either.

 

I wanted to slap Cisse after missing an open goal against the mancs

 

He chose to head to because you attack the ball, if he got no shout he was good to go then he would have left it, attack the ball always when it comes intpo the box, glad you aint our defensive coach

If you want to slap someone, blame Benny, he had the ball in the che corner and let himself get dispossessed and they broke and scored immediately, I almost thought he was doing grant a favour!! I want to slap benny for that, if he kicked it into the stand it would have been a goal kick and ergo no JAR og

 

After Finland and Fulham, two jobs in Woys comfort zome, I don't think he was hacking the pressure anyways tbh, it was better for Liverpool and for Woys health that he left, oh and our health too

The Torres comment, it made my blood boil. Imagine Ferige saying I can't stop Ronaldo going to Liverpool when he was there, I think even Fargie wouldn't be able to smooth that over with United fans, so ultimately Woy didn't understand the situation at all

 

Bellamy

 

I would love to have slapped Hodgson after he made this cracker of a comment ''I only ever expected Liverpool to be in 9th position at christmas''.
9th,an expectation.That was clear proof that he's nothing more than a mid-table manager and proof that Hicks and Gillett were only intent on appointing a ''yes man''.