Moyes sack watch

#realproblems

 

I asked for a top of the range mountain bike when I was younger, but instead got a middle of the range version
#realproblems

 

I'm getting better, however I come out in a rash at the sight of a 5/8th Spanner and the adjustable ones just make me hurl!

 

I have a itchy bum hole

#realproblems

 

I wanted an abseiling action man, but instead I got a standard figurine.

#realproblems

 

I wanted an action man, but got a Barbie
#realproblems

 

That explains a lot

#realproblems

 

Congratulations to David Moyes. He spent 11 years trying to get Everton above Utd, and now he's finally achieved it.

 

Rep

Moyes Cl chances comments are brilliant too!
bravo David... bravo!

 

I can't rep, but I would.

 

Rep

 

I don't have an owl outside my bedroom window.

#realproblems

 

got weed, no skins.

#reallyrealproblems

 

Spending the last fifteen minutes trying to remember why we were using the #realproblems hashtag

#realproblems

 

We asked for Kenny and got Roy
#realproblems

United asked for Mourinho and got Moyes
#realproblems

 

curry dump, loo roll next door.

#****problems

 

You share loo roll with your next door neighbour

 

Nothing wrong with a bit of recycling

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/231278-Recent-form

 

you don't?