Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

You off to footie now?

 

Im off back on later

Enjoy your Carling, fish and chips RHC and get yourself on here at night

 

Can't. Laptop's ****ed. Need to wait for next chunky commission, which will be end of October. Can't be arsed at night anyway

 

what's the Manchester boards carragher hard-on all about then?

that carricks a right plonker

 

I was

Battered them 5-2

#lonedefender
#onemanrockattheback

 

I think it's quite funny.

 

No wonder you battered them if they only had 1 def and a rock at the back

Was it 5 a side tonight?

 

He is a plonker but he seems pretty harmless, although actually seen a few more aggressive posts from him but ppl take the piss constantly. Utd board need him goes deadly quiet on there when hes banned. The bell end without doubt is that Christian lad

And the Carra love in is just natural feelings coming out

 

I was the lone defender on the winning side. I'd ventured forward for the two we conceded too (others dropped back but...).

It varies. Sometimes its 6-a-side, other eight. However, tonight was nine

 

Christian seems to have chilled a little lately, he's one of the few on here that can wind me up.

 

There a few JC threads

 

#obsessed.

 

Theres another now

 

I know mate just pulling your pisser

Nice one on the 9 a side and result!

What surface you play on? Did you give anyone the Agger elbow? I'd love a game of football. Gonna be at least a year if ever

My ****ing physio exercises start my leg shaking uncontrollably on rep 2 and I have to 15 of 3 different things amongst other stuff!

 

And shark, without doubt any day of the week. I assume this battle takes place in water? Shark 100%

 

Its a 3G pitch which I love! No elbows etc but I did stand on the same players foot three teams

Got three assists too

 

Wednesday: 12" Tandoori pizza and half a 10" pepperoni

Thursday: 12" meaty pizza and half a 10" cheesy garlic bread

Thought I go a bit healthier tonight...

Friday: kebab and chips

 

Them pitches are good, nice and smooth for the ball. Ive played on them before

Nice one with the assists

Open play or set pieces?

 

All open play. First two were passes and the player turned and shot, third was a shot by myself that the keeper saved but it got tapped in

I went for a volley from a corner but my timing was a bit early, it went straight back at the taker who had no chance of controlling it #contact

 

Im trying to shift some weight (not doing any activity for months soon starts telling) and we had spag bol tonight which was delicious

Thanks a lot for making me really hungry again! Theres a well nice pizza shop at bottom of our st too ..........