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Getting Man-Jacked Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 27, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    To get us pumped for the next game, let's gather our favourite inspirational quotes from films, songs, poems, articles, interviews etc etc

    For the purposes of this thread, female contributors are referred to as "honourary sirs", and must behave disgustingly as consequence... That means no Mr Fancy Pants Darcy utterances, channel your inner beer-guzzling slob... Or just copy what your partner does <laugh>

    We want hardcore man-tivation <ok>

    We're going to win guys, you had me at hello...
     
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    [video=youtube;MO1GPtNyPQU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO1GPtNyPQU[/video]

    1:20-1:25
     
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    You talkin' to me?
     
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    You listening?
     
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    I fart in your general direction.
     
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    Where's ya tool?
     
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    Speaking of farting... Where are all our Honourary Sirs this evening?
     
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    Putting on their fake beards?
     
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    Which way is the wind blowing?
     
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    Grew a beard once, it came in ginger!

    Wouldn't want A C S putting anything in my mouth.
     
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    Not sure if that's what JPF meant by man-jacked, but better to be safe just in case.
     
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    I'm pretty sure JPF doesn't know what he means himself half of the time.
     
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    Rocky IV - "Going that one more round, when you don't think you can, that's what makes all the difference in your life"

    Wayne Gretsky - "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take"... Maybe he should be our coach?

    [video=youtube;gkbUr2rMSsk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkbUr2rMSsk[/video]
     
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    If you could man-jack anyone, who would you man-jack?

    I'd man-jack the **** out of Cabaye... And Ryan Reynolds <ok>
     
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    A Jack of all Trades.
     
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    So Pardew? As eloquent with the marker pen and tactics sheet as he is with the "right, shut up shop" half-time team-talk, and the subsequent "I have no idea why we sat back" post-defeat interview <ok>
     
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    hugh-blog.jpg

    Hugh Jackman is so obsessive about man-jacking, it's in his name <ok>
     
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    Always said, Pardew Oot!

    Just don't tell Norma Snockers that.
     
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    Pardew couldn't man-jack his way out of a paper bag...
     
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    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

    "Go ahead make my day"
     
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