Friday night at the Coed.

I beg your pardon???

Bloody orange juice!, unless you want a vodka in that, then that's OK.

 

I'll have some water in it

 

Where am I???? Came all over funny someone asked for water.

 

Aaarghhh! That could be hydrophobia mate; you been bitten by a rabied dog (or Dai)?

 

Well I'm having a pint tonight, I see the light weights aren't around AGAIN!!!!

 

Babycham for me please.

 

Wot time the fecking Karaoke start?[video=youtube;jb4m_SX9Z4U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb4m_SX9Z4U[/video]

 

Pint of scotch please barkeep. One of those days...

 

Fcuking hell Steve, that bad a day!!! You can have one and thats you lot!

 

That's a decent starter

 

I'm calling around the usual agent to see what acts are available for tonight.

Disappointed with whats on offer, so might have to go back to the tried and trusted acts.

 

The agency have sent a new one over. Hold on to your seats

[video=youtube;u93HRMwvaQw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93HRMwvaQw[/video]

 

Thought SHE was supposed to hold on to her seat?

 

Not a bad effort PGF!!!

Demi, Cameron, Drew and Lucy are all performing tonight. Then a treat for later, better make sure the snake is put away.

Right bars open Rancid Knobs all round.

 

First act of tonight, and she's coming home with me tonight after her performance.

Put you hands together for DEMI!!!!

[video=youtube;LgYVXrjnIZA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgYVXrjnIZA[/video]

 

Now will Dilli, PGF & FFS please keep your hands in your pockets, no touching the girls as this lot will kill you.

Welcome Cameron,Drew & Lucy.

[video=youtube;D3C4MBYzuSA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3C4MBYzuSA[/video]

 

A little extra performance to titillate you all.

[video=youtube;7grY8nUTVdM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7grY8nUTVdM[/video]

Now I'm definitely blowing the froth off of a nuns knickers now.

 

yea.... GI Jane is a better movie still (it does have a plot) and she's just as hot in that...

 

Just for FFS!!!! Where is the old bugger, matron must have him locked up.

[video=youtube;UYxxgvA8rlM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM[/video]

 

It doesn't have to be softcore all of it?

[video=youtube;Q6Fuxkinhug]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug[/video]