Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

You got off lightly - the last few descriptions have been extremely graphic.....

 

I dread to think, made me go all cross legged!

Does it hurt doing the hammerhead RHC?

 

That's The Hammerhead TM

No, not in the keast.

 

Have you seen anyone about it? I mean in the medical profession?

 

Actually I just re read it

I read it wrong first and thought you meant bell end but as its the foreskin thats not as bad as I thought

 

You MUST pay attention

 

I must, it is fault of mine

 

Daniel Agger could return for #LFC trip to Sunderland, but Joe Allen will be missing once again as he's still hampered by hamstring injury

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See the paid to thread

 

DId and repllied papaw.

 

FFS...

 

How long did that take you?

 

I see that yet again Suarez is rated in FIFA 14 as 86, the same as last year, and still less than Rooney , in fact Suarez' rating puts him out of the top 20 players in the world, slightly ridiculous.

 

Quite a while as I'm on phone now. Finished work at 1pm

 

Are you dropping the kids off?

 

Stupid asses, they should get the ratings from Football Manager, far more realistic than FIFA

 

No, half day Fridays. Got to fetch them in a hour though.

 

And not in the pub!

 

Hahahahahaha

I meant having a ****!

 

What?

Also why dont you just do the match thread, your last one was really good