OT. Animal Impressions

What are you lot like at animal impersonations? I can do the following to a very high standard:

Marine iguana feeding from submerged coral.

Wading bird of the heron family.

Antelope feeding from high bushes.

Slug *

* I rarely do the slug now as I have to hyperventilate in preparation and have been known to pass out

 

I do a brilliant Koala bear......

 

#disappointed

 

This.

We Want The Hammerhead.

 

You have to have a fanny to get the lad

 

We have a fanny, he created this thread

 

Well Gerrez is about - will that do?

 

The Hammerhead TM explanation has been posted on at least two occasions in the past, but if I must........................

My cock has a massive foreskin in order to accommodate its massive girth when engorged by blood in a hard on. When at rest, I can pull my foreskin apart and it resembles the head of a hammerhead shark. Suppose it is an animal impression after all

 

Beat you to it #****

 

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Pretty close

 

Needs more teeth...?

 

Wrong, just wrong

Wheres our mods when you ****ing need them

 

I do a good goat from time to time... (sigh)

 

I've already made five comment, this is the sixth

 

I saw your comments

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Nice to see a more relaxed explanation - the previous one's have been 10 times more graphic. Something that keeps me awake at night

#****

 

I do a great impression of a donkey ****ing a monkey....

About 5 nights a week - and maybe twice a week during the day

 

No. Only one eye of the oriental variety

 

I didnt even know
Marine iguanas existed

They're mean looking ****ers

Can you elaborate more on what your impression goes like?