Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Get a Gecko - they love spiders. Plus it's good fun watching them hunt the ****ers down and brutally kill them...

 

He's good at it

 

me and the mrs think our cats pregnant, she got fat all of a sudden and her nipples are sticking out and they never used too, little slut.

 

The mrs' mother had Gecko's, great fun watching them hunt down the crickets

 

Okay, thanks for that

 

Wasps are angry bastards, I like bees

Coming back from hols last Sat we stopped for MC Donalds breakfast and this batard wasp flew in the car and I thought it was going to sting the little one so I took my shoe off was hopping around with my bad leg trying to kill the muthfucker. It flew out eventually and wound all the windows up and it still didnt **** off, it kept flying into the ****ing window over and over again

 

no but i certainly keep a few in good trainers

 

Mine is a beast - I feed it locusts that are ****ing huge.

He'll also have the odd Pinky - that's a great watch

 

Could be cancer

#notkeenonmoggies

 

You're going to be a grandad! Congratulations!!!!!

 

sharing is caring

 

WTF?

 

FFs

What do ya do? hold it paw and do breathing techniques?

 

Maybe it made out with a

You'd could call it a cadger or, erm...bat

 

I think he means a baby mouse although that would be quite big

 

Oh hol watched a giant pacific octopus eat a live crab
its illegal to feed live pray in this country if they have a back bone

true story

 

[video=youtube;lZnhssCQzMU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnhssCQzMU[/video]

Although that's a frozen one - much better when they're alive

 

Oh ****...

#spinelessmods

 

**** off

 

FFS

Cant you just be nice you grumpy ****stain