Are you still a kid at heart or a ruthless batard like me (at times!) and enjoy ****ing with peoples heads... What are the best practical jokes you have done in the past? I could name a few, but this was excellent, cruel but excellent, and the person in question would have done the same to me if given half the chance Using this program - a fake e-mail sender http://emkej.cz I sent an e-mail from my best mate to my best mates wife, saying he wanted a strap-on for his birthday but was to embarrassed to say it to her face. Low and behold on the morning of his birthday he unwraps a strap-on To this day he doesn't know how it happened, but I know he got one as my Mrs is very good friends with his Mrs and she mentioned it!!! P.S. the program above, if you do use it don't go overboard as you could seriously **** someones head up - and practice on your own e-mail first until you get the hang of it!!! So what's the best/worst practical jokes you've played on people - I need some fresh ideas
They wouldn't have broken up, they've got a real strong marriage and are top people. Like I said he would have done the same to me given half the chance
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
