This evening enjoying a troll around not606 HullCity forum, whilst in the midst of making a curry. Chopped up a jalapino pepper to round it off. Washed my hands, went for a squirt. Gonna be a really bad night..... I'm giving up multi-tasking ! And investing in more effective soap products.....ouch. Cooking horror stories anyone ?
I took a jam tart off the wrong baking tray. It was fresh out of the oven as as I bit into it the pastry broke and I ended up with the jam on the end of my nose. It was that hot that it stuck to my skin and I could not get it off. The end of my nose looked like a mini jam tart crusty round the edge and bright red in the middle. I was 42 at the time, how do you explain that at work
In The Early Hours Of The Morn- And Ya Mouth Has The Cocky Cage fur On It. - Stumble To The Pantry As ya Do - Reach For The Cookie Jar - I'm holdin it waist high - & behind me- The G/f asks whattya doin.?. So I says gettin a cookie. Then accuses me of bein ****in crackers.
