Christmas Prezzies

I don't believe in the commercialisation of a religious festival* so as per usual will be asking for, and receiving, eff all.

*I actually spend all year annoying family and friends so much that they decide they'd rather spend the evening hugging the corpse of Harold wilson than buy me anything for Christmas but i donlt really like to admit it.

 

Chrimbo shopping should only ever be done on Christmas eve, in a drunken panic.

 

Problem solved, being a skint student she can get you a scarf to keep you warm. The added bonus is you can also use it to tie her up to add spice to your sex life

 

You buying the wife a present? Should we chip in?

 

Aye.

Maybe you can buy her something we can get some use out of tae gas

 

She want's a new iPhone 5s. The contract will be in my name so I pay for her calls to you. Well worth it

 

Glorious day up here.

24 degrees C and not a cloud in sight.

 

No it's not.

 

New laptop, the old one is on it's last legs. Only so much porn old faithful can take.

One of these: http://www.fitness-superstore.co.uk/vkr_dip_stations/york__workout_tower/10942_p.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Froogle&utm_campaign=Froogle&mkwid=DFsOVLY3_d{device}&pcrid=29553350465&gclid=CMiTl8v06LkCFWOWtAodcHQA_g

 

Planning on buying the wife a new Ironing board and GTA V.

Mr Considerate that's me.

 

If only the poor wummin knew how she got spoke about on here

 

I was going to by the Missus a new watch but then I remembered there's a clock on the cooker.

 

Did you steal that from Jim Davidson?

 

I know. That's why I always delete my history everyday can't afford another divorce.

 

What, the cooker you mean?

 

She might actually like it. Wimmin can be weird about that stuff. Or, she might go aff her nut and kick yer **** in.

Let us know what happens

 

it's no even october for **** sake...

 

I'm getting my missus a new bag and belt,the hoover should work a treat then.

 

My mate did buy his wife an ironing board for her birthday one year. He took the cover off it so he could give her that for xmas He's divorced now, but not for that. Something much jakier

 

Ah know, this year it seems to have come around later than usual.

Seasons Greetings Pud

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