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Agony Aunt / Free advice given

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Being the civilized well balanced and caring individuals us Leeds fans are, I have decided to offer a free online advice bureau handling problems and giving advice which Not-606ers may have during their day to day lives.



    If you have girlfriend problems, want to dress in stockings and high heels at weekends or just want to vent your anger cos your football team is crap, then let us help.



    Our highly qualified team of Leeds fans are on hand to give you free independent advice.



    All cases will be dealt with sympathetically and are not in the slightest bit confidential!!!


     
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    ellandback, Sep 25, 2013
  2. Mr Wolves-White

    Mr Wolves-White Well-Known Member

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    It works I've used this service before lol
     
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    Mr Wolves-White, Sep 25, 2013
  3. Saintalona

    Saintalona Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure? :shocked:
     
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    Saintalona, Sep 25, 2013
  4. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    How are things working out for you Mr Wolves?
     
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    JonnyLosAngeles, Sep 25, 2013
  5. Mr Wolves-White

    Mr Wolves-White Well-Known Member

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    Me and the ex are back on good terms. The baby was due 7 days ago. I'm still waiting for her to come. the waiting is buming me out a bit and I get jittery every time the phone rings.
     
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    Mr Wolves-White, Sep 25, 2013
  6. FORZA LEEDS

    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    I think elland may be able to help you out there...
     
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    FORZA LEEDS, Sep 25, 2013
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have a massive penis. It really annoys me. Any advice please?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 25, 2013
  8. OLOF

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    Do your knackers hang down in your eyes?
     
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    OLOF, Sep 25, 2013
  9. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    Great! <ok>

    Best of luck!

    <cheers>
     
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    JonnyLosAngeles, Sep 25, 2013
  10. lifecheshirewhite

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    put the magnifying glass back in its box.<ok>
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, Sep 26, 2013

  11. tommylion

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    Tell him to **** off and find someone his own size!:laugh:
     
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    tommylion, Sep 26, 2013
  12. The-Don

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    I've got this annoying little cling on that won't budge seem to have had it since the bbc606 days.

    He actually thinks Millwall will get in the premiership please help.
     
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    The-Don, Sep 26, 2013

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