OT the secrets to being happy

Everything bad is your fault

 

Nice one, get some Agger forearm in there

 

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I've caught it a few times. Did it once where the other lad was moaning after the game that his wrist was hurting (for some reason) after our coming together. It was until I realised I was rubbing my arm that I saw a bruise appearing, the bruise seems to be on the inside of my skin too

 

I don't read or take forever... but nothing feels better and more reinvigorating than a nice huge coffee-induced poo.

I swear... coffee started poops are the best.

 

I've always found that having a massive wang has resulted in a very happy existence

 

but im sure you have to take it out of your bum to **** 1st no?

 

You're not from Manchester then?