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OT. Your Dream Job

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Everyone must have a job they'd absolutely love to do. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut <laugh> However, the job I'd really love is cricket commentator. Travelling all around the world commentating on a game I love and getting paid ****loads to do it. What a ****ing life. Only slight negative is that I'd have to tone down the vocabulary a tad.

    What's your dream job?
     
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  2. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    rock star!

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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    cheque opener..... I'd like to be warren buffet and just collect cash.

    I'd also like to be a top gear presenter

    most of all i'd like to be china's president and then take over the world
     
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  4. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    An accountant <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Outdoor pursuits guide both summer & winter:

    Getting up in the morning to get paid skiing, whitewater rafting, climbing or parasailing? Brilliant.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds a bit ****ing dangerous to me <yikes>
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Either a cult leader or a lumberjack <laugh>:

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  9. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Getting paid shed - loads to do nothing.

    Well apart from the being paid shed-loads being retired comes close to it!!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thought you'd have gone for Rear Admiral <yikes>
     
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  11. Fowler's Nasal Strip

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    Proffessional golfer (but I'm pretty **** at golf)
     
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  12. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Playboy Mansion window cleaner <ok>
     
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  13. Tobes

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    My dream job as a kid was to be a pro tennis player

    In my actual career, I'm probably in my dream job now, so I guess I'm lucky.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Cleaning the bogs at Woodison? <laugh>

    What do you actually do?
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    I'm in adult entertainment......I run lap dancing clubs...
     
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  16. Fowler's Nasal Strip

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    X in the City, Dreamers or Angels?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. What do you really do?
     
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  18. Considering the forum we're on and the topic in question, I'm surprised I'm the first one to say this...


    FOOTBALLER!
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I couldn't do that. I could be a **** hot cricket commentator - Australia, New Zealand, West Indies, South Africa. Not so sure about India and sod Pakistan <ok>
     
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  20. I've played football none stop since I was about six years old and can remember talking about becoming a professional player on a mates back garden, must have been about eleven or twelve years old <ok>
     
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