My burd's proper upper middle-class (ask stopme). I used to love it when she swore, especially during sex. Something really sexy about posh burds swearing. I've got used to it now. It's not so sexy any more
Why's the word "new" in bold? If you're gonna pick up on a typo, it seems superfluous to highlight its adjective. The typo doesn't need context.
I only like good-looking lesbians. She is simply not worthy. Toby would like her though, i'm sure her anus is very tight.
Get tae ****, man. Even Gas widnae touch Hilary Mantell. She's no even a historian, fuxake Tudor fantasist, man. Her and Starkey should re-locate to the 16th Century and see how the bastards like it - one would get a hot poker up the arse and the other would be battered for "speaking out of turn in possession of a vagina". Seriously, am a naw on all sorts of grounds.