Who you calling old? Toby - toddle off and attempt a **** somewhere please you boring little tit. There's a good boy.
ER Right thats the last time i tell any of you ****ers about my interesting mornings/afternoons/life...............................
I had roast leg of badger in a red wine sauce. In these times of austerity, there's no point wasting roadkill.
Just back from Holyrood 9a with a mate. My shout for lunch. Had a lovely big cheese n bacon burger, with piri piri fries. The best news is that the dozy waitress cow forgot to charge me for the drinks. Two Mick Jaggers at £3.40 a pop means that Lightfoot is better off by almost £7 . Result!
The parli? Yeah, sometimes work there. Got my own office on the other side of town so don't get down as often as I used to. Never been the same since the socialists lost their seats. Watching them in-fighting was fun!
Found out where my missus was, she was in court with her brother to see his child custody case with his ex missus who ran off with a fella she met on World of Warcraft. Easy to forget something like that
We need more information. Was it a mage and a paladin, or a warrior and a rogue, or what? Details man, details.