OK I'm a season pass holder but live in Nottingham, if I wear black and amber fish nets and flash my leg on the M 1 will the bus stop and let me on
Wow Stan. Did you think this one up all on your own or did you have some help with it ? FFS, call the police. Thank god i shall be in Newcastle long before Chazz gets into his car today.
Just got a text from my mate he he. He's already supped two cans just to pluck up the courage to stand among bus ****ers. While I'm going to be cruising in me Austin Allegro in another hour
Dodged a bullet there Don Chazzio, no one wants to be labeled bus ****er. I'm pleased I can still call you friend. PS. You have no right to an Austin Allegro yet. Isn't that a tickler car?
He Pm'd me. We're going together and he's letting me drive. Says he's happy to sit in the back with my lad........
Just listen for the crackle of static. It'll mean his Len Beck special is moving a tad too much and we all know what the spells out.
Not so fast. I'm a fanny magnet you see, and as such have a magnetic 'attraction' if you will to vagina, therefore I have the ability to (not) sense a transvestite. If you know what I mean.