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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I think they might skip it
     
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    MassiveAttack, Sep 20, 2013
  2. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I bet they are coming from the attic, through that peep hole that tiger watches you when you're sleeping. That droll you wake up with on your face. That's Tiger's love potion <laugh>
     
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  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Im actually thinking of buying a paintball gun just to shoot these ****s!, Ill freeze the paint balls so it doesn't cover the walls and it will be a #INSTAKILL
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    So you would kill the spiders but allow Tiger to stay in the attic, he pisses in your water tank as well
     
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  5. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    man the **** up you big ****
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    **** Y'all. Nobody likes spiders, They are the chris gashead of the insect world ;)
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

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    the comment of the week coming from Benny!
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    ROD has just sent me this text

    When I saw the Banksy the plumber's van parked outside the house, I feared the worst.

    But thankfully, he was just ****ing the wife and there was no expensive leak.
     
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  10. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Do you have to sleep in mummies bed because the nasty spider might eat you
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I kill spiders rod...... Their mistake is showing themselves. I ain't got no problem if they hide. We cool then. They come out and if thier lucky its the vacuum if they aren't its my bat :)
     
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  12. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    do you two always text eachother, umm
     
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  13. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    **** off Ben or I will put up your BBM pin on here and your mobile phone number as well!
     
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  14. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    whats a bbm
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    It's how he grooms me :(
     
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  16. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Cost me though.. ****s sake ROD buy her some shoes.
     
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  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Poor ol Debbie dingle
     
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  18. MassiveAttack

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    you got more luck with zak
     
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  19. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    Ugg not more soap talk that's it I outta here
     
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  20. MassiveAttack

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    Eddie, did you ever watch 'Queer as folk' ?
     
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