Now now sweet lady, don't get carried away. Oh and btw the way I think I won this months ago but then again, who the **** are you? Can you be bought in a supermarket or are you a online special?
You gonna have stop leaving those traps out mate, I've told you before there's no way the missus will eat cheese off the floor
ah the daft ones are the best, nearly fell off my horse! speaking of which, bloke walks into a bar with his hand up a pony's bum. asks for a couple of pints and a packet of nuts, but the barman turns to him and says "excuse mate, but i couldn't understand your order?". to which the bloke replies, "sorry, but i'm feeling a little hoarse" . ......and that's probably why the horse had such a long face.
Forget the bacon, the rind should do .. Women are like Cod, the lips wabble when it's white and fleshy .. In fact if I could get you on a hook, then your in mate
Ah, reminds of a song about murder. Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips That clean the ocean floor When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife That's exactly what I saw I jammed the barrel under her chin And her face looked raw and vicious Her head it landed in the sink With all the dirty dishes. Ah disturbing lyrics.
FFS Bri, you will have me tagged like Sutcliffe or the cod lip killer from Vancouver lol.. Honestly it's not my pair of tights over my head..
