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Any Eye Candy in the Office.....?

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  1. Lightfoot

    Lightfoot Member

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    Just wondering what the eye candy quotient is at your place of work, guys?

    I have 1-2 doables, 2-3 passables, a couple of '6-pinters', but mostly growlers, munters and swamp-donkeys. :emoticon-0101-sadsm

    Anyone got better luck than Lightfoot?
     
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  2. harryo1967

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    All heffers and munters i'm afraid
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I sometimes work in the Scottish Parliament so:

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  4. Lightfoot

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    Typist, you forgot Aileen MacLeod MSP :emoticon-0104-surpr
     

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  5. Peppermysteak

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    My floor, couple of hotties, few you still would but mainly munters... i wish i worked on the floor below its literally full or fitties... although it would probably harm my productivity in work!
     
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  6. Erik

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    Only 4 here today:

    An old biddy

    A butch farmer's daughter

    A pinocchio-nosed Kike

    A part-time model.
     
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  7. staggie

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    You know the rules - pics must be posted <ok>
     
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  8. Erik

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    <laugh>

    When I get home, I'll see what I can do.
     
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    Two definates the rest at a push and a shove
     
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  10. RinoGattuso

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    One very shaggable bird but she's leaving soon, some auld munter is replacing her.
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    1 shaggable
    1 shaggable summer student
    Julie big tits - definite dirty

    <ok>

    Other than that there are a few oldies and a few munters. Round the corner are the ecologists, only one woman who we call sniffy. She sits at her desk constantly sniffing her hair.
     
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  13. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I work in a sports trading office with about 60 blokes watching sports all day. Every time a semi-shaggable female walks into the office all the heads turn.

    My full time life has went like this so far:

    All boys Christian Brother Primary School
    All boys Grammar School
    All boys Sports Betting industry

    I really should be gay.
     
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  14. Cosmic_LUFC

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    in my department...one hottie..one defo doable..2 doadble..3 rancid and 1 rancid and the souse of the michelin man
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    When I got off the train this morning I was behind probably the best bird I have ever seen. Was paying too much attention to her arse and ended up on the next street up from mine <laugh> If she turned around and spotted me I would have been like McLovin in Superbad <laugh>

    Moral of the story is that I want to work where she does
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    I have lots of nice looking guys around me and they'd all get it up the Bourneville Boulevard.

    I'm not fussy.

    May even ask if one of them wants to adopt kids with me <ok> Seems to be the thing to do these days.
     
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  17. Zico

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    Barely female life-forms in my work. Some have long hair, making it easier to distinguish them from the blokes. One of these females has long hair and is also durty, she's been done at nights out, but gladly not by me.

    When you go abroad on holiday, you realise what women are supposed to look like. :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    To be fair you live in an old people's home so you'd shag anything with pulsing veins.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    I may be gay but at least I don't live in Edinburgh.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    I never said you were gay but good on you for admitting it. You couldn't afford to live in Edinburgh anyway unless you got a cooncil hoose in Muirhouse.
     
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