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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If I thought about it I probably wouldn't be too keen eating in any kind of restaurant anywhere. Best not to think about it.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2013
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the ****s ****e in the street. dirty bastards
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2013
  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  4. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    It got voted "Best Indian in Scotland" and you think it's average. <laugh>

    Aye, bolt ya rocket.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    it's pish
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2013
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Gambol

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 20, 2013

  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Never had a burd with a stud or braces.. :(

    I did once shoot my man glue down a burd, unexpectedly...for her, that she choked and squirted some out of her nose

    We lasted a year
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It ain't half hot, mum.

    It's hard to believe people considered that to be comedy. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2013
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    No I haven't :)
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My goodness gracious me
     
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  12. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    beelin
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    An ex of mine used to have one, heard it's supposed to be better but didn't think it added anything to it.

    The same bird used ice when giving a hummer, a different experience. I did the same going down on here and she near kneed me in the face
     
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  14. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if I had some weird sexual fantasy of you there Medro but my eyes read that as ''she near keekd in my face''.

    Don't ask my why, I obviously just want to see you get shat on.

    <kinky>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 20, 2013
  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Whatever tickles your pickle
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.


    I didn't think her tongue stud added much to it either, if anything.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2013
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Don't you get bored of talking absolute ****e on here?
     
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    Toby, Sep 20, 2013
  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I had a blowy from a bird with they train tracks... Meh nothing different or dangerous although I am now circumcised hmmm
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    cheer up Joby
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2013
  20. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bet she was picking pubes out of her mouth for months
     
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