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typical taig ^^^

 

yeah typical taig ^^^

 

I've never thought of that but it's good logic.

It also makes me wonder what they were feeding me in the Ivory Coast when I was there.

 

I was at that one in Lenzie on Saturday after the football.

Bill was £165 with the optional 15% service charge...

Fuck off, I'll dictate the tip, not you ya ****ing **** bastard.

 

She can get "wired in" anytime she likes.

 

As a people they are a damn sight more cleanly than most.

 

Indian food is rank.

 

Not authentic ones. Just look at every city in India. ****. Hole.

Literally

 

If I was the waiter/chef I'd be rimming the complaining customers yorkshire pudding with my grossly unwashed cock.

 

I never eat out of there. distinctly average.

 

why do they smell so bad then?

 

bad highjean

 

I've been there. Have you? Yep it's a dusty place with not a lot of money around, but very clean people. I had no problem eating in their homes.

 

Their diet. You'd smell too if all you ate was Indian grub.

 

Sure have. Bangalore is a couple of blocks of nice buildings then slums all around and the people were boggin'. The toilets in the office (being used by supposedly educated people) looked worse than most nightclubs i've been, pish everywhere. I had to go back to my hotel room if i needed a ****e.

You ate in their homes?

 

Cunt wasn't even invited in.

 

The giant Hamilton **** in here was reeking really bad, BO and curry, it made your eyes water when he walked by.

One of the guys I work with was leaving so he put a STOP card in about the dude, mentioning that his hygiene was a HSE issue

 

Their hovels, to be precise. Several times. Clean as ****. Crackin grub.

 

Stick on a pith helmet and ye can go where ye like

 

You must be comfortable with that sort of thing. India put me off even eating in Indian restaurants for the most part