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  1. Super G Ted'inho

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    Pretty much what it says on the tin...



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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

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    In Switzerland it is illegal to mow the lawn whilst dressed as Elvis
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    If we had the same mortality rate now as in 1900, more than half the people in the world today would not be alive.
     
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    You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.

    In America they approximately eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.

    If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
     
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    Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
     
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  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    There are three kinds of people in this world; ones that can count and those that can't <ok>
     
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    I looked at the league table just before the Stoke game, and all the teams were in alphabetical order!
    I ask you, what are the chances of that happening?
     
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    John Collins of Scotland was the second shortest player in the 1998 World Cup in France.
     
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    60% of the time it works every time
     
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    Having regular sex with regular partner (one) is good for your immune system. Prevents you from catching flu etc.
     
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  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    99.8% <doh>
     
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    one tablet of lower dosage of asprin daily can help your heart: later corrected, and further corrected.<doh>
     
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    Macedonia have never reached the top 10 in the eurovision song contest
     
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    Termites eat through wood twice as fast when listening to rock music <ok>
     
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  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    Its better for you to squat when ****ting <ok>
     
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    81% of statistics are made up on the spot
     
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    Badgers are far more likely to get shot in Somerset than they are in Leicestershire.................for now :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    <badger>.
     
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