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I went home from work on Monday around lunchtime, and muffed her, then pumped her... when I pulled out, my cock was all blood... tunred out she became 'on the blob' during her porking.

Isn't it just amazing.
 
Trev said:
my burd gets a jag so i dont need to worry :)

had to come of it soon though :(
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Mine is on the pill, and every month without fail she will be worried sick about being pregnant.

She crashed her car on Monday and I blamed it on her period <laugh> She was not happy at that <laugh> Wrote it off by going through bushes and not hitting another car <doh>
 
I WILL KICK YOUR **** IN said:
I went home from work on Monday around lunchtime, and muffed her, then pumped her... when I pulled out, my cock was all blood... tunred out she became 'on the blob' during her porking.

Isn't it just amazing.
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I mind pope telling us one of his first sexual experiences where he muffed the burd.......she was on the rag and he never realised til he got up the next morning <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> How can that even happen? It ****ing stinks.
 
First burd I muffed was on the blob too, I was muffing her at 9:55pm and had to be home for 10...

Jogging up the road with a hard-on was sore. <wah>
 
Remember when yer a kid yer hardons would appear for no ****in reason whatsoever and remain for what felt like hours <laugh>

Or, mibby that was just me.
 
Gambol said:
Remember when yer a kid yer hardons would appear for no ****in reason whatsoever and remain for what felt like hours <laugh>

Or, mibby that was just me.
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Sometimes I'll still get the random boner. I was in a conference call the other week and was really tired, next thing I know I'm sporting a semi. The more I thought about it, the worse it got. The bus was always bad as well, always 2 stops before I had to get off.
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
Sometimes I'll still get the random boner. I was in a conference call the other week and was really tired, next thing I know I'm sporting a semi. The more I thought about it, the worse it got. The bus was always bad as well, always 2 stops before I had to get off.
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Hivny been on public transport in decades, but aye, summat about the motion of a bus triggers a stiffy in the mornings, but oddly, for me at least, never at any other time.
 
Gambol said:
Hivny been on public transport in decades, but aye, summat about the motion of a bus triggers a stiffy in the mornings, but oddly, for me at least, never at any other time.
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I think it's got to do with tiredness. The meeting situation I discussed is not the first time it has happened to me.

Can't wait til I get one while dissecting a body. That will be fun to explain if it's spotted <laugh>

ps I do not have a spotty dick <laugh>
 
Turns out the bold Henrik in the op is our old pal Aaron

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Celtic fan Aaron Laing appeared in Court yesterday for displaying a flag of terrorist group the IRA. He logged onto Celtic fan forum the huddle board under the avatar of henrik7cfc to tell everyone of the days proceedings.

"I recieved a £500 fine and a 3 year football banning order for all matches in the UK. I am appalled at the banning order because I have basically no previous apart from driving offences. Sums up this country in one though."
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What a complete tool.
 
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