In the stylee of the legendary poster Gandalf Well the whistle blows again but this time for half time. Michu plays like a the dreams you used to have in your teens and after just a few minutes of watching his play, even 90 yr old impotent men get aroused. Talking of an aroused state....leads me conveniantly to Bony. Bony by name and nature it seems, as a normal flaccid state would surely have meant his game was over after the knee to his Ivorian jewels. Oh, his goal was ok too... I am off to stock up with tissues for more sexy football in the 2nd half.
We are looking very comfortable on the ball, would love to see Tiendalli take on the left back more though, he seems to be backing off too much, great goal by Bony, and again another assist from Michu, hope Poz keeps things simple and sharp, Chico is a legend tonight!............... PS: Cannas is doing ok, he'll get into the game second half!..............
My jewels are quite intact thank you. Great performance so far and we were looking comfortable when they had eleven on the park. Word of warning though. We are strolling the game but not going for the jugular. It only takes one mistake or one set piece to undo all the good work. Dyer's miss was terrible. A goal there would have given us a buffer. As it is, we are still vulnerable, so I hope we go at them and try and put this to bed with another goal or two. Great goal by Bony which will do wonders for his confidence.
Its because he suffers from ...... a, short man syndrome b, ginger syndrome c, crap manager syndrome d, all of the above
OK - we need to put away one of these chances before something stupid happens at the other end. FFS let's get it done.
This great stuff... Who'd have thought Valencia would resort to silly fouls to break up one touch passes by Swansea?
