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Swansea man Saves Cardiff woman from drowning !!

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  1. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Ok which one of you lot is responsible for this

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-24128872


    Basically if you're too lazy to read it says that a Swansea man saved a Cardiff woman and her friends from drowning while on holiday in France. The man was a Swans fan no doubt because after saving them and making sure they were being looked after by emergency services he found out they were from Cardiff and joked with them if he'd known that he'd have left them there <whistle>

    So come on own up whoever you are :laugh:

    Phil, Dai, Norway, FFS and Swim are all on the list of suspects
     
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  2. Blitz

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    Christ the list goes on and on for that. Swim is an obvious candidate but so too is Project, KJ and Musty. Can't be FFS he would have thrown them back in so my money is on Phil. Can I have £10 on him and what are the odds ?
     
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  3. Monty Fisto

    Monty Fisto Well-Known Member

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    "The mystery man is described as about 6ft 4in tall, a strong swimmer and calm in a crisis. ".............we're all like that in Swansea.
     
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  4. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Mmmmm good point, where's Ash these days ?
     
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  5. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    I'm a SCUBA diver so I'd have quickly got my kit on and pulled the ****er under.

    Just kidding. <whistle>
     
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  6. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Actually, I believe you would too :laugh:
     
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  7. Blitz

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    Changed my mind. KJ is hiding in plain sight, £50 on him please :D
     
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  8. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Wasn't Ivor in France recently?
     
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  9. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    KJ is 6/4

    Ivor is a good shout Valley he can be 9/4 :laugh:
     
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    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Phil, was in the South of France. So my moneys on him!!!!
     
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  12. spacy

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    Haha I'd liked to see that exchange

    - If I'd known you were from Cardiff I would have left you there HAHAHAHA
    (poor woman with post-traumatic stress looks chocked at him)
    - HAHAHA cause you suck and ****
    awkward pause
    - and you shag sheep'n stuff (nervous laughter)
    another awkward pause
    - ahem right then I better be going.
     
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  13. Blitz

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    I can't think of anyone on here that wouldn't say what the man said. I don't think it's Dai because I think he would have thrown her back in, Musty possibly too :D
     
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  14. aberdude

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    it might have been bonnie tyler,,, the Cardiff lady could have mistaken the gender when bonnie spoke about swonszee

    [video=youtube;BVtaVrUAPK0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BVtaVrUAPK0[/video]
     
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  15. Norway-jack

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    I think KJ just would have argued with them and told them that they were being far too simplistic to think that the sea is safe for non strong swimmers, then he would have got all sensitive when they replied to him and would have instantly turned into the victim,by the end of the crisis the women would have believed that it was them saving KJ from drowning not the other way around ! ...<laugh>
     
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  16. Dilligaf

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    Was it you ?
     
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  17. PGFWhite

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    It can't have been me because it would have said "The mystery man is described as about 6ft 4in tall, a strong swimmer and had a huge penis"
     
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  18. Norway-jack

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    Dai would have told them Brenden Rodgers is by far the best swimmer in the world FACT ! then would have told them(while they were drowning) that there is no way that Laudrup could possibly have saved them because its only Brenden that has the ability to save lives when people get into difficulties in the sea ... <laugh>
     
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    So they still haven't found the fourth friend. I'll reveal which rockbed I trapped her ankle in after match in November.
     
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  20. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    If I was there I WOULD have saved them. Nothing like a bit of breaststroke.
     
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