Hi all, New to this board, been a City fan since birth but recently moved over to UAE for work. Are there any other tigers over here that can recommend good places to watch games?
Sadly, I can only dream of been able to invest in our club. One day though, you never know! Is there any truth in the rumour's about an Asian investor?
We've got one or two members on this forum over near you Dan, Im sure one of them will popup before long to offer advice! Welcome to the forum, don't take anything too seriously or personally on here and you'll be fine. So, important matters that are essential to being taken seriously on here: Cod or Haddock? Where do you stand on Mayo? What type of aftershave do you use? Favorite crisps? That should be a good starter for ya
Happy Tiger, Thanks for the advice, I try not to take things seriously at all if I can help it! They are tough questions. Having had some time to think I will go for Haddock, Mayo I tend to avoid....not a big sauce fan in fairness, aftershave depends on the occasion....currently use Ralph Lauren and crisps, cant beat Cheese and Onion. Do I pass the test?
What a big ****ing F. It was going to well until the end. Onion is a creation of the devil, engineered from a combination of dog **** and horse radish I believe. The most important question in judging a man is have you/do you/would you ever shag a fat bird?
Can't be anything but Haddock if you are from Hull. Cod is for Wessies when its frozen... My favourite crisps which you can't get here in Brisbane, are Prawn Cocktail.
An F......very harsh, though I think your hatred of a wonderful vegetable has clouded your judgement! To answer your other question yes/no and no.
I think you've blown it on the aftershave front Dan. Just wait until Carmine or Chazz come on and see that you use neither Hai Karate, or Brut...
Payton can take you under his wing. You have to embrace the fatties to be a cool kid you see. Have you ever encountered a lady with orange peel arse?
Once, when I was a bit younger and very drunk! I quickly sobered up. Never heard of Hai Karate so I cant comment!
That's really not an excuse. You will now be educated in the "Way of the Man" by our resident Trinny and Susannah, who not only will dispense fashion advice, but the joys and magnetism of Hai Karate, Blue Stratos and Brut. This isn't just a forum, it's a guide to life. Feel free to ask advice for anything manly related. Don't worry about the crisps, we had a 20+ page long discussion on them once, and at least you didn't mention Pringles.
I cant wait......do Trinny and Susannah come on here about 7pm UK time? I can use the time difference as a barrier. Pringles are a very strange creation!
