Sepp Blatter declares a new era of transparency as he steers the FIFA ship through troubled waters! A New Era for FIFA MY FOOKIN ARSE!!
I thought for ages of a witty, intelligent comment, but all I can think of is that he's such an absolute weapon!
What a suprise. Blokes a prick of the highest order. Unfortunately the only thing that would show them up for what they really are and seriously rub their noses in it, is England actually winning a major international tournament. Just imagine that bellends face if an English captain took the trophy out his hands and lifted it and kissed it infront of him. But that's not gunna happen with this shower of ****e we have now. It would piss him off well and truely though.
His new 'Advisory Body' of three members: Placido Domingo? Henry Kissinger? (Only Cruyff is relevant, but FIFA need more than a three-man advisory body - need a fookin H-bomb)