With the real life comedy roadshow that is FIFA showing no signs of slowing down, we have the latest hilarious twist... http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6968733,00.html ...Placido Domingo, the opera singer, has been commissioned to advise FIFA on their footballing problems - no, i'm not making this up, it's actually happening. Who do you think should have been placed on the 'Council of Wisdom'? Pick three people, living of course, and tell us why...
I think Simon Cowell, Sir Trevor McDonald and Sir Cliff Richard should have been chosen - I feel they all know more about football than Placido Domingo...
My council is: Private Godfrey from Dad's Army - his sister Dolly makes very good cucumber sandwiches Lord Archer - his reputation as an honest man with a firm grasp of reality will reassure the punters The Wurzels - have promised Blatter the keys to a brand new combine harvester if selected
Peter Parker's granny - that auld bint out the Spiderman films - she's quite a moral person, I think Prof Hugh Pennington fae Aberdeen University, the microbiologist guy - an authoritative character if ever there was one George Galloway - I'd never get tired of hearing his vocal self-preening
Dolly Parton: Good ol' country girl with big morals. Duke of Edinburgh: at least it would be a laugh hearing him address all those fireigners Gordon Brown: he'd soon bankrupt the bastards!
Her Majesty the Queen - she'd get them all seats in the Royal Box at Ascot Tony Blair - he'd find them weapons of mass distraction Bill Clinton - he'd **** 'em all and they'd deserve it!
I think then that we need to contact Mr Blatter and see if the stupid old **** will give us the gig...
