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Swans V Liverpool Match Thread

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  1. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Just for Mikra then image.jpg
     
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    mikraswan Well-Known Member

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    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    What do you do? Slap her ar.se and ride the waves?
     
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    mikraswan Well-Known Member

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    A real woman - rather old though...


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  5. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    I'm off to bed now lads. Just lowering the flag and singing my nightly song before I go to my sack. Have a good one <ok>

    [video=youtube;jjFHqMxLGjg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjFHqMxLGjg[/video]


    ...the chorus is "Chips in Rossi's".... <ok>
     
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  6. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Feed me now and ever more!!!!!!!! Ever more!!!!
    Feed me rissoles ever more.
     
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  7. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    When you walk through a storm hold your rissole up high
    And don't be afraid of the chips
    At the end of the storm there's a golden rissole
    And the sweet lovely smell of the peas
    Walk on through the door
    Walk on through the queue
    For your pasties been tossed and throooown

    Walk on, walk on with a rissole in your heart
    And you'll never eat Chips alone
    You'll never eat Chips alone


    That was dedicated to all the hungry Liverpool fans, forget kebabs and currys, rissoles are the way forward
     
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  8. PGFWhite

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    thhHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah that's better. Just did an 18 second multi-decibel semi-wet Bass fart. Even the dog has got up and walked out in disgust <laugh>


    Current odds on Sky Bet: Swans 23/10 Draw 12/5 Scousers 6/5. So the bookies think the least likely result is a draw with Liverpool hot favourites.

    Jonjo at the ready - http://www.swanseacity.net/news/article/shelvey-liverpool-1051757.aspx

    Todays PL fixtures
    Man Utd v Crystal Palace
    Aston Villa v Newcastle
    Fulham v West Brom
    Hull v Kairdiff
    Stoke v Man City
    Sunderland v Arsenal
    Tottenham v Norwich
    Everton v Chelsea

    One from the archives <ok>

    [video=youtube;r29I35iTL_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29I35iTL_8[/video]
     
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    An early morning ballad:

    [video=youtube;-F5Jj5HKW4c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F5Jj5HKW4c[/video]
     
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    Dilligaf New Member

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    Is that the one way down by the sea ?
     
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    [video=youtube;_SfBIUeXTuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SfBIUeXTuI[/video]
     
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  12. Blitz

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    Don't you lot ever sleep? Any other songs going :D
     
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    The Drunk Man at Wedding version <laugh>
     
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    Sleep? When you get to a certain age 5am is a lie in <laugh> Just for you Dreyfus <ok> See if you can spot Dill <laugh>

    [video=youtube;xu_bYcnnXSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bYcnnXSY[/video]
     
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  15. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Sleeps for pussies.

    I'm off to watch some footy. Oh I forgot no footy talk yet.

    See you all later.
     
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  16. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Fcuking hell have you lot been on the funny ***s again?

    Anyway I'm looking forward to giving our reserves a good kicking Monday night <whistle>
     
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  17. Dilligaf

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    What you on about? You know full well test this thread is par for the course on here <whistle>
     
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  18. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Well I wasn't expecting humour on here. Im waiting for world ear three ;)
     
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    Morning Swans confidence seems high for Monday night.
     
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    I'm very confident I'm going to have a few pints Monday night <whistle>
     
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