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Bearsy Investigates - Scouting Report: West Ham United

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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  2. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Yeah. Not bad. I'm not guffawing though.
     
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  3. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    The standard has slipped! I liked the Sunderland one.
     
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  4. ImpSaint

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    Spam are such an easy target that it is hard to lampoon them when the truth already does it. Anyway can't wait to see all the hot prospects from 'The academy' turn out to play (the beautiful game) against Adam, Luke, James, Callum :)
     
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  5. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Joe Cole..? He was one. :)
     
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  6. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Better beat West Ham. The gf is already trying to wind me up.
     
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    Don't let her have any. Say no. Do that for all mankind.
     
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  8. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone read "b!tches is mental" his review of 50 shades of grey? Brilliant stuff.
     
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  9. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    I think his 50 Shades review is the best thing he has ever done.

    It was basically a chapter-by-chapter review, if any of you have not read it.
     
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  10. Schrodinger's Cat

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    I agree DTLW the 50 shades translation for men was really funny, although his Norwich report was also excellent
     
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  11. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    I think the west brom one is really funny. "nowhere are the ravages of the premier league more perfectly demonstrated than in the mashed potato face of Steve Clark. Once a handsome and virile man..."

    I have bored my gf repeatedly with his scouting reports but she loved the 50 shades review- read most of it voluntarily.
     
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  12. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This hasn't gone down too well on KUMB. :D
     
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  13. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    Ha got a link for it?
     
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  14. Tokyo-Saint

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    Yolo! Just making weekly visit! Bit awkward... You know that feeling when you walk in room & people suddenly go quiet?

    DTLW is v.astute tho cos I totally tossed out my West Ham report while I was watching breaking bad on tv. I was like, yeah whatever, no-one will notice is half-arsed! I will try more hard next week!
     
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  15. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    Are you the Bearsy?
     
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  16. Tokyo-Saint

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    Yeah! Hello! I was v.pleased to read bout ur girlfriend + 50 shades review! If she likes I will come round ur house and re-enact key scenes with her!
     
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  18. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    Well we've kind of exhausted the limits of the book and have moved on to scat and threesomes with midgets and amputees. You're welcome to join....
     
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