Remember the stories of the "unlucky" fans that Woody knocked down in his car? Turns out they were the lucky ones.
I hooked up with a bird a few weeks ago and the next morning i realised she had left her fake eye lashes, fake nails and a ****in orange tan stain in my bed.
What is these days with all the young burds having eyebrows that look like they put on with a permanent marker?
I seen a kid of about 5 years old wearing one of these with his Ma. He will no doubt feel the same pain I do looking back at how my ma dressed me.