Coffee Dad

Nonsense.

Coffe is the preferred choice of homosexuals. That was proven in a recent survey, probably.

 

real men drink vodka in the morning to help them get through another ..... oh **** it anyone got about 6 ft of rope ?

 

You only say that because you like to know the beans for your drink were picked by small brown boys in sweltering heat.

 

I love coffee but come to think of it when I drink it I often dream of a throbbing chopper penetrating my rectum.

 

Hiya

 

I only drink cum. So the joke is on you, I think...

 

True. I do love a coffee enema before a good bumming.

 

I'm jealous.

 

Pud has some industrial strength re-inforced rope if you are desperate. He'll need it back though.

 

Someone told me it's good for clearing up skin conditions.

 

Thats bolted to the ceiling over his bed so he can pull himself up and out of the bed in the mornings. I couldnt take it knowing lard would be bed bound for god knows how long.

 

PM me

 

Also excellent for cleaning leather shoes.

 

Tea in the morning, coffee in the afternoon and after dinner. Green tea in the evening.

 

Lavazza is my favorite Supermarket coffee and i love piercing the vacuum packed foil brick...

 

Reminded me of a party when my mate shagged a bird on the stairs and wiped spunk all over the carpet. Her folks had to pull it up he made such a mess of it

 

Agreed, Lavazza is magic. Wetherspoons use it.

 

I genuinely thought it was only wimmun and ****s whop drank green tea.

 

He sounds a real Gent.

 

He's a squaddie.