For any of you that didn't already know - I have the chicken pox Going to be off work all this week and will be bored as ****.
Not as itchy no more. Just a big scabby spotty mess. For any of you that haven't ever caught chicken pox - Beware getting it if you are an adult
A Geordie guy offshore told me a story yesterday that was horrific: Him and a few mates were in Edinburgh for a stag night and one of the guys ended up wandering by himself eating a pizza. He saw this lassie about 30ish who was a tramp sleeping in a doorway. So he offered her half his pizza. She took the pizza and they got chatting, she asked him if he wanted a shag. The boy thought, why not? So they go up some alley and he's shagging her from behind when she starts taking a **** all over him. He had to walk back to the hotel with skittery ****e all over his jeans.