Alka Seltzer. In a glass of shallow water. Drop in two tabs. Wait for them to stop fizzing, then down it in one shot. Won't get you high, but bloody good cure for a mild hangover.
If you snort Olbas Oil neat out of the bottle, that gives you a head rush - whilst also declogging your sinuses.
My only experience with drugs was having 5 dums dums (I think) a legal bronchitis medication. Was in Chester and had a wild wild night, utterly off my face, and woke up with a racing heart. My one and only dabble and never again!
When I was in my early 20s I had a problem breathing through my nose so while I waited for an operation to fix it i used to use Olbas Oil to help. I was out one night and got lifted by the old bill for being young and asian in a built up area. In the nick the coppers found a bottle of Olbas Oil in my pocket but I had picked the lable off... bless him he got all excited thinking he had found poppers on me, then for some reason best known to himself he opened it and took a big sniff...his eyes flipped round in his head. I pissed myself laughing which led this tearful snotty cop to push me against the desk and tighten the cuffs...then the Sargent recognised me as a social worker in the local kids home and screamed at the copper to leave me the **** alone. The cop was livid and even more so when I asked for the bottle back and all his mates burst out laughing... Very odd night that one!
Give the guy a break, they made him wear a red ****ing shirt, he must have been worried he'd be called a traitor, or a spy or perhaps he thought he was just having a bad trip.
You want to get the doctor to prescribe Omeprazole for the heart burn, total cure; you can eat a curry for breakfast, fish and chips for lunch and pie and mash for supper with no issues, wash it all down with red wine as well. You can really abuse your stomach with negligible side effects, not in the short term anyway. What's this arthritis drug, is it any good? They want to replace my knee with a metal one but won't do it unless I lose weight, bastards. The best thing for sniffles is to get a coke habit, guaranteed to make your nose run. Expensive though. Drugs are a funny thing aren't they? When you are young it's speed, acid and hash, you get older and ditch the Berwick and the LSD, but then use e's hash and coke, you reach your early thirties and think, '**** me, I better do something with my life, give all of this up get and get a degree, it's never too late!' You stay on the straight and narrow, graduate, buy a house and do all the proper things that make your parents proud until you go and work in Africa, away from family and friends, you try to rediscover you youth. Super strength knock-out grass sets you back about £6 for three ounce's but you can only smoke about 2 grams a night before becoming a gibbering wreck, you blow the few brain cells you have left, then you find you need statins and blood pressure tablets to stay alive. Soon to be a grumpy old man. We all take drugs don't we, when you are young it's to alter your mind and to provide excitement resulting in frequent brushes with death, as you get older it's normalise your state of mind, balance excitement and to delay the onset of death, funny old world isn't it?
Thanks for that heart burn drug, I'll look into it. Most GPs will tell you to stop drinking/smoking/eating if you get heartburn rather than giving you drugs, unfortunately. Take Naprosyn/Naproxin for my knee - had two pretty unsuccessful ACL reconstructions and now a bit of a Ledley, cartilage is gone. I'm only 25 but apparently the knee replacement won't be far off for me either It's a great drug for all joint pain, and other acute pains like migraines - need to be wary as it causes stomach ulcers apparently if you take too many. Comes in 500mg so quite a good hit.
Blimey,I think there will be a few doctors reading these comments! I'm partly to blame as I wrote in answer to afc's comments about me and drugs.... I honestly hope all you fellers suffering from body ailments are taking the good stuff and helps you all 100%.
If there are doctors reading: you're all cocks and google does a better job than you. You should be ashamed
