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Who is the big man?

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I hate this time of the football calandar, footy finished and transfer window still in the gossip stage.

    So lets talk about the big man, the mystery that we fondly know as Big Chris.

    We know he is a supporter of the English Defence League, hates racism, yes it confuses me, and works for Npower, or is it Eon?

    We think he is married and we know he loves attention, but who is he?

    Lets see who can get near then maybe the big man himself can tell us who is the nearest to description.

    First prize, a night out without him.

    last place prize, a night out with him.

    I think he is around 45, married but very under the thumb, no kids. He will probably be a team leader and believe he rules with a rod of iron, in truth his team will take the piss out of him all day.

    He enjoys coming on here and telling everyone he is ITK, his fantasy of power, telling the world he can smash their head in, his fight back against a life of being bullied and he never comes on after 4 because his wife wont allow it.

    His love of the EDL has nothing to do with keeping England for the English and everything to do with feeling threatend by anyone who looks or speaks different.
     
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  3. connor wigham

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    i think he is 34, single,no kids. he is a teacher but not a head or a newbie. he looks at kids lifes and sees how great they are and this winds him up so he comes on here to boast about "his life" . He is a supporter of the EDL but hasnt the courage to join them...

    just my view of him anyway
     
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  4. Disco

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    45-55

    Registered Schizophrenic.

    Erectile dysfunction sufferer.

    Registered Sex Offender.

    Stuck in a loveless marriage and his wife is seeing the plumber/meter reader/electrician/window cleaner/Syd/postman/anyone who gets near the house.

    Delusions of grandeur and greatness.

    Some suicidal ambitions.

    Bullied at school by a waif of a 'foreign' (probably Welsh or Irish knowing him) lad after he himself had tried to pick on the poor creature first leading to affection for right wing ideas. Just goes to show fat kids with tiny genitals make poor bullies.

    *Edit... A nice guy... A real exciting go getter...
     
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  5. KenBruceSAFC

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    It's a simple pun...... Christopher Biggins.
     
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  7. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    I'm not entering into this debate. I have absolutely no wish to win the last place prize :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  8. Disco

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    ****e I didn't read that. Erm. I'll change mine.
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    not true, I am after the postman.
     
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  10. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Just like Osca....
     
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  11. Bizarreknives

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    Nick griffin.
     
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  13. parkersafc

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    He's Batman.
     
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  14. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, the Delboy version!
     
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    I hope he never has children they could look like this
     
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    Teacher ?! F**k me I hope not for the sake of the next generation ! The man can't spell and his grammar is appalling.

    Then again..............
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    sounds like good mod material to me
     
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    he's definitely gareth from the office.
     
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  19. Nads

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    He's my gooch polisher.
     
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  20. Ballin' Boy

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    He's my wife.
     
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