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100 Ways To Get Rid Of Joe Kinnear

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 11, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    We really need a list of these, if only to weed out the serial killers in our midst...

    I'll start...

    1. Send him an E-mail posing as the FA saying you are thinking of replacing Roy with a world class man manager who knows everything about the game, and if Joe knows of any such candidates <whistle>
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Cover him in cheesy chips and drop him in Pennywell on a Saturday night
     
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  3. MF SHAK

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    Attach a stick to his head with a bottle of gin dangling from it and watch that sucker chase it off a cliff.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Can't improve much on those suggestions.
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Put him in a circular room and tell him to piss in a corner, it won't get rid of him but it'll keep him out of the way for a least a decade whist he works it out.
     
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  6. xtal

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    roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge?
     
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  7. xtal

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    lock him in a flotation tank and pump it full of sewage till he drowns? thoughts?
     
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    Give him a pub of his own. You`ll never see him again.
     
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  9. MF SHAK

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    Not sure how that will affect someone who is full of **** already.
     
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  10. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Give Joe the Red Pill...let us try...and wake him up!



    [video=youtube_share;uGQF8LAmiaE]http://youtu.be/uGQF8LAmiaE[/video]



    :emoticon-0158-time:
     
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  11. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>


    So simple, so profound...


    You're a poet man...<cheers>
     
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    Cover him in Petrol and light him
     
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    Good shout!
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Tell him that you have a very young player called "Yewtree" who's the next big thing, and that "Scotland Yard", his agent, is receptive to offers <give Scotland Yard's number>. Inform him that it might be wise to make sexually aggressive remarks (perhaps Pardew's imput might be required) to get in this agent's good books, or that of any one of the numerous operators... I mean secretaries, that he employs to conduct business on his behalf. Warn him that he should make sure that they know he wants to pay as little money for the boy as possible, and that he isn't to be trifled with... If it sounds like the deal is going sour, the code word is "I will strike again".
     
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  15. SSJNUFC

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    Hes came back once, lets not take the risk of it happening again!!
     
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    What about popping him in a dress and getting Nobby Solano to ask him to bring back 10 kilo of talc from Peru?
     
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  17. SSJNUFC

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    Thats nothing for JK, He told Walter White how to make blue meth!!
     
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    Ah, my mate is telling me I need to start on BB soon... I guess that bad boy is in the show. Lol.
     
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    Send him to Peru to bring back some white powder
     
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    We should dress him as Paddington too.
     
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