Without sounding like Kevin Webster; what about Katie? As if a ginger like Chesney would be able to pull a sauce like that. 1. Katie 2. Tina 3. Maria 4. Leanne's half sister 5. Leanne 6. Sally Yes that's right, Sally at number 6. It's how there, how you deal with it is non of my concern but deal with it you must.
I avoided Katy, as I thought she was under 20 and I Tina was just about acceptable as she was about 30, but they're 22 and 26.
Now you know that where do you put her? Where's Sally in the pecking order? I reckon you'll have Sally top three.
She's younger than my daughter, so she stays off my list. I forgot to mention, I've met Maria too, even sat in a pool with her. Beat that. Oh, and Sally does nowt for me at all.
Sat in a pool with her you say? You've got previous for stalking fit birds from Corrie. I've got photographic evidence. I think you'd better explain yourself sunshine.
I cocked that up, I meant Sarah Lou, not Maria, she just happened to be on holiday in the same hotel as me, she was there with Jason Grimshaw, who was her fella at the time. They split up shortly after the holiday, probably because she spent to much time in the pool. On the night we arrived, we went down to dinner and they were both sat a table and my missus waltzed straight over and asked if he'd ordered the hotpot. He just looked at her as if she was mental. Which of course, she is.
I saw her at M&S in Handforth, she was massive & preggers, I'd of still fingered her & played with her big stotties mind
Blast from the Orchard Park past with that one. An old mate of mine kept getting old Jan ringing him asking him out, his old man had to warn him off.
