Ahm deeply honored. This is not a victory for me alone it's a victory for the whole of Bonnie Scotland. FREEDOM
This week it's Cruyff's Turn. He would've been named "best newcomer", if it wasn't for the fact he's actually been on GC for a while. Plus I'm struggling to name one award winner per week, never mind two. Please don't take that as any reflection on your good selves, but... I have no end to that sentence. Carry on.
You won it a few weeks back, and we had a curry night in your honour. We sent your invite c/o Prince Albert II and just presumed he'd pass it on.
What page is it on because if I didn't know you any better Jip, I would say you just changed any old quote and put my name in it and I can't be ****ed going through all the pages!
Jip never lies. I`m sure you didnt mean that and it was just the sheer emotion of the moment - from weeks ago - that made those words slip out. Anyway , Ive been thinkng this "winner of the week " thing must be a terrible burden for jip to shoulder every week...perhaps if one person was to be awarded it three times .. they could keep it.. and Jip could be released from its terrible power and responsibility, just like that wee dildo baggins fellow chucking that ring in the fire at the end of lord of the rings....and then sailing off into the sunset with somali pirate-types to valhalla to shag elfs or fairys all day long
You might have a point. It is a terrible burden and responsibility. I feel like Barack Obama, if he was also an air traffic controller.
