Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

What a nice way of putting the fact that I do **** all.

 

In simpler terms, he's a mod with a spine

 

Space Invaders, presumably.

 

Wum invaders Saint

Luv, are you into com games then?

 

I have an xbox which qualified me for the role, I used to mod on here back in the day.

 

Did you have a spine when you were a mod Luv?

 

I'll leave that answer to the people I served.

 

It feels great to have a spine this week

 

Very diplomatic answer Luv! Yeah I saw a comment before saying your were a mod

Nice new avatar btw

Enricky & Magic, who doesnt have a spine here? ......

 

Theres a lot you can do with a spine Gerrez, walk, sit upright, ban ****wits who come over here and name call

But banned or not im really not bothered

 

That last bit was a joke of course because all our mods do a good job imo

 

I said Space Invaders because luv mods a console game board. It was a joke.
Well, very nearly.

 

I know mate I got the joke

Yeah it was an alright one, not your greatest But you set the bar high fella

 

It's Sunday night. We've already had a week without footie and there's still another one to go.
It was the best I could manage under the circumstances.

 

Mate you did more than enough, thanks for trying














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Roberto!

 

Your material's as bad as mine.

 

I actually quite like that joke re your further material Saint


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