not a good time to say i've bought a moisturiser with a hint of bronzer in it for that sun kissed look.. it says men on the box? but i've never got my eye brows threaded like chazz
I have a coffee first thing in a morning. Four teaspoons of the stuff, no milk and no sugar. I drink only Yorkshire Tea. Two teabags per drink, with a bit of milk, no sugar and half a pack of digestives.
I have had my hair cut by some polish bird a couple of times, she does ears, nostrils and eyebrows as part of the cut. I stopped going though as I found the conversation was difficult. You sit in silence whilst she does some other blokes hair and she asks if he has been on holiday yet.....blah..blah...blah. I get in the chair and she starts the same with me, but then she catches me looking at her tits in the mirror. The nips start to show and I have to start thinking about fruit tea and stuff like that. I mean WTF, I only want me hair cut and I know she's thinking that as she caught me perving, I'm good for a heavy tip....so bollocks, no I don't want moisturiser. Next stop Argos for an electric clipper, so now I've grade three all over, except for two or three strands that I keep missing, eye brows like Dennis Healy and nostril hair that makes me look like I've a my little pony stuck up my nose.
Eh? What is that? Shave and a splash of Pagan man is all that goes on my face. Palmolive/Lifebuoy soap obviously prior.
Brady heard about it when the death threats to the player from Louis' loyal fans (ie they have not realised yet that he will only go out with a famous model pop star/model/actor and not wait a few years until said fan becomes legal))
