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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Erik, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I've just had a phone call from an Indian man telling me my Internet Service is faulty, and he was explaining it to me fairly accurately, only to then suggest a £139 one off payment on a website that would protect my Laptop for life. :emoticon-0112-wonde

    "I am working with Microsoft technicians" :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    be honest, did u click???
     
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  5. Erik

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    He had me on the phone for 30 minutes. As I say, his description of the (minor) problems with my laptop were fairly accurate, so I stayed on the line.

    I think I was right to get suspicious...


    Also, I wonder if it was one of those phone lines were it costs £5 a minute - he did keep repeating the same lines! <yikes>
     
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    Yeah, not because I thought it was real but to see if anyone had actually created a web page in that name! People do some crazy ****, after all! <laugh>
     
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    should patent that one... let you have it for £139 though... deal?
     
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    I get them regularly so I fake interest and ask them to hold on whilst I go to my computer room phone ............................Then I leave the phone off the hook and go and have a meal or a coffee on the patio lol. If it is an Indian Accent the next time I just tell them to Feck Off!
     
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  9. Erik

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    My poor old Nan had the same guy ring (well, it was one of the 1,200,000,000 Indians in the world).
     
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    Just pretend to be a Pakistani, that usually gets rid of them.
     
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    My missus was having trouble connecting to internet a couple of years ago, she rang the company she bought her laptop from and spoke to one of the tech guys, after the usual turn on turn off stuff he asked her to connect to internet using ethernet, and he would drain the power from her laptop and it would fix it!! And would only cost £89.
    Needless to say he got some abuse and we have not bougth anything from a certain electrical superstore that is named after a solar body
     
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    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    You bought your laptop from the Sun newspaper? No wonder it didn't work.
     
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    Oh the sun, I thought she bought it from Mars confectionary
     
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  14. Erik

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    That might be it. I found my laptop in a bag of Magic Stars. :(
     
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    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I know you're thinking "these aren't even Solar bodies", but don't ruin the joke.
     
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    Rosie, medication time!! You're talking out Uranus!
     
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  17. RicardoHCAFC

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    Stars are solar bodies though, in as much as the sun is a star.

    I was trying to work out if he meant cellestial bodies though. The only shops I could think of were Comet and PC World and neither are solar.
     
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    Me thinks it was probably Comet
     
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  19. Sagegee

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    Most likely Sun Systems
     
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  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    And you're talking out of your, er, Neptune.

    please log in to view this image
     
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