O/T Fruit & Herbal teas, are they gay?

Now i know where i'm going wrong.

I must stop with the date rape and go with the posh tea, a ****, shower and and shave and the fancy brogues.

And they say romance is dead

 

But the date rape still gets results. I wouldn't totally rule it out.

 

it's my only option at the moment

if i'm absent for ahwile, you know why

 

Aye, it does for Erik

 

When he can get it up. Fortunately his rohypnol dealer supplies a bit of viagra on the side.

 

Although well past this dating lark this thread is certainly entertaining but there use to be a story of a packet of OMO (is that still on sale? washing powder for the uninitiated) and if it was spotted in the window of a house you were in with a chance as it signified Old Man Out, never found out if it was true

 

This appears to be true. The best way to consume fruit is as it is naturally, all other combinations (fruit juice, canned fruit, dried fruit) concentrate the sugars and cause more damage. The only healthy drink is water.

 

& beer

 

And rum.

I've got some Barcardi 151 on its way! 75.5% proof, it's only for research purposes mind.

 

If you need any guinea pigs mel..............

 

my sisters ex once gave me some 85% proof rum from Poland. don't judge me but i could only drink it in coffee.

 

wwhhaaattt?? Have a word with yourself, Lincoln, before you are a lost cause. Veggie brekkies are one thing,but . . .

 

You tried Wray & Nephews Rum? It's bloody lethal.

That Roots Reggae bar down Newland puts loads of it in their cocktails.

 

Wray & Nephews, not had it before but just browsed and Tesco do it for £25 a bottle, 63%. might make it's special debut at Halloween.

 

Whats the bar like i may be taking Mrs R out next Satdee for some scran mate. Good food?

Friday not Satdee!!

 

These Poles do seem to like their strong alcohol,i see them on the the way to work in the early hours,drinking strong lager in the street. Also saw a report,that Tyske(Polish lager) contains ethanol instead of normal alcohol. Also see them drink from a bottle in a carrier bag,as if that will disguise the fact they're piss heads.Unless the bottle contains fruit tea,in which case they should be shot !

 

Christ on a bike, what is this board coming to?

Fruit teas and pulling in a supermarket?

Both can get to ****.

Yorkshire tea for brew and if you want a bunk up get down Witham.

It's hardly rocket science.

As for rum?

I've tried that Sailor Jerry stuff and it's ****e. Lamb's Navy every day of the week.

 

Although beer is best, if you need rum I'd recommend Appletons.

 

My mate used to insist on having a rum in between beers, Woods rum was the stuff, completely ****ed after about 4.

 

you seem scared that the board is showing it's more sensitive side. different isn't wrong Don Galante, different.......isn't wrong.