I've tried to tell him kk but he wont listen to his "old" man. Caught him talking on his phone t'other day and he was talking about me and called me that. Git.
I'll put on a pair of me best Calvins just in case. I'm off to tescos and there's that gym in St Stephens. Was that back in the Leo's days?
Ye that was it Leo's. Good tip, put a bit of expensive stuff in your trolley. Dont look like a cheap **** with Tesco own brand beans with sausages in. Go for the real Mccoy.
Need to stock up on pasta and I only ever buy De Cecco. Maybes some of that twinnings green tea. I'll throw in a big french stick too. The phallic symbolism shouldn't go unnoticed.
Ye they'll like that bit soft with the tea but still a real man with the stick and put in plenty of red meat, they want a bloke wi lead in his pencil. And dont have a Star Trek/Gamer magazine or Razzle in ya trolley or XXL size packets of condoms. Spend a bit of time down the wash powder/ fabric conditioner aisle, it lets em know your single with your own place. Look helpless and ask advice.
It's a LNG time since I shopped for female company. Easy to remember chat up line as well. "How much?"
Just putting on me best hush puppies brogues with the red laces. The fanny love a man in good shoes. Wish me luck and I'll see you in the wash powder aisle BB.
Things don't just happen. Things are made to happen. Get there & make it happen, tatties deep then home for Last Night at the Proms. I'm with you brother!!
Don't know about you lads but I'm on the edge of my seat wondering how the lad's getting on. Sleepless night ahead for both of us if all has gone to plan. "clean up on aisle 4"
Agreed Chazz, if I was still in the singles game there's no way I'd be going piking for clunge or on a date proper without the guidance and support of Team Not606. There's a perfect combination of wise old heads and fresh young eyes. I'd be like a rat up a drainpipe 60% of the time.....every time.
it's why i love the app, i know you guys are here for me, im pining for the girl i want cause i completely ****ed it up! but heyho! i hope his time is a DAZZling time
Stay away from them, I'm guessing if your lads asking for your permission then he's still pretty young? A young lad, especially one that's new to the gym doesn't need any supplements (plus they'll cost you a fortune) he'll see the gains he wants by working out and eating sensibly. Supplements have their place but 95% of the people that use them either don't need them or would see better progress and be healthier without them. They're seen as an instant fix and quite cool to the young ones but if you rely on them you'll be two things, poor and disappointed! That said if you tell him no he'll only want them more as is the way with kids!
Herbal and Fruit teas are gay! No question. Proper green tea, (Dragon's Well, Sencha, Gyokuro as examples), Silver Needle White Tea, and decent Oolongs are bloody fantastic stuff. They cost a fortune of varying degrees, but I can't touch PG Tips again after trying these. http://jingtea.com - best site I know for all tea needs.
I let you down fellas, choked worse than Chris Waddle. The place was mainly populated by annoying students and eastern European couples. I'm not sure it's the best branch to test out chazz's theories. I had a couple of moments. Some lingering eye contact with one lady. Unfortunately she was with her fella. But I know she wanted me. Then I got a nice smile from a young lass. Pretty, but she was in that zone of uncertainty. Couldn't be sure of her age and I don't need operation yewtree on my arse right now. By the way, I'm kinda seeing someone. So this needs to stay in the not606 family.
you bottled it, we are disappointed our main prodigy failed so badly, that was like chazz running the 100m, failed before the halfway mark that young lass was the one you were going to! what does seeing someone mean? good news triple H, i was seeing someone yesterday but i ****ed it up, now im not
