O/T: You a believer?

Nah that's not it, you must have missed the pilot episode where the crew beamed up some scousers

 

Me!! A bus ****er?? Never on a bus everywhere else but not on a bus. I refuse to use em.

 

My idea is perfectly realistic though

 

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You watch your language. No need for that filth on here.

(Erik, that isn't an invite for one of your infamous NSFW posts)

 

My phone broke its water seal after it witnessed that post ouwugaaaa

 

There's no way out of this one Chazz,it's not bus ****ing you were charged with,you charged with 'cleaning yourself',on public transport. Chazz,modern day trams are equipped with spy cameras. I'm sure you didn't mean to offend anyone. Just be aware that in todays world,we are all being watched.

 

i heard you are an avid fan of bikes?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...anned-from-leeds-shopping-mall_n_3549523.html

 

As opposed to the non explosive nuclear explosions which don't!

 

Huh,and i would have got away with it too,if wasn't for meddling kids like you

 

Like a red rag to a bull

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my favourite is the spoon man

 

100% sure "Aliens" exist. The odds are massively stacked in that favour.

However, it doesn't mean they're advanced, it doesn't mean they have visited us. It doesn't mean they even can if they wanted to.

 

Well, I'm not opening that...

 

exactly

 

I made a schoolboys error Macca

I know i should have known better

 

You poor sod.

 

Why? Aside from the big black cock it was rather pleasant.

 

Wasn't that big to be fair either

 

The wife's got a bigger one than that.