Scotland v Belgium

O flower of Scotland
When will we see your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And stood scat porn against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again

The hills are bare now
And autumn leaves lie thick and still
O'er land that is lost now
Which those so dearly held
And stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again

Those days are passed now
And in the past they must remain
But we can scat porn still rise now
And be the nation again
That stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again

Come on ye Scotland I predict 2-1 the Braveheart Tartan Terrors up the ra

 

Here comes the Heilan granny,
Two big tits and a hairy fanny,

 

Ma granny played fur Scotland,
She nearly scored a goal,
She done the splits,
and burst her tits,
and the ball went up her hole.

 

Mon ya basturds

 

Scotlands unofficial nursery rhymes

 

See you ****s had a riot Gas when you played City...

 

No us Pud it was them ****head ****s.

Pitch invasion, bottles of piss being thrown everywhere, corner flags being used as spears, coins thrown, seats ripped out, a couple of police officers injured, a few pubs refurbished....... just your average Bristol derby, nothing to write home about

 

Sounds like fun... Robin ****in scum!

 

I love how "bottles of piss" always get a mention in amongst crowd trouble.

My hat is doffed to anyone who is so prepared for a rammy.

 

We're gonny get walloped the night.

Is it on the telly machine?

 

Sky I think.

There's been Belgian steamers belting out songs outside my office since half 8 this morning. Not a. Single bit of Belgian fanny seen so far though, which is disappointing.

 

**** you and your optimistic outlook. Ahm tempted to go up and throw some bottled piss at the Belgies.

Scotland 2 Belgies 1 is my prediction

 

Your missus must a very confused wummin these past weeks

 

I heard them too. They sounded stocious and I was just sipping on my first latte of the day. I hope Scotland send these ruffians back with their barbarous tails between their legs.

 

Have Bib and Gas swapped accounts??

 

Scotland will win.

FACT.

 

hahahaha NOBODY clicked on Bealey, sterling work sir

 

As I was was walking past St Pauls a lassie grabbed me by the balls
I gave her a shilling, she was willing
I gave her a smack, she opened her crack
And i got stuck in with my Union Jack

 

TREASON YA BASTURT