malta ))))))))))))))))spain its ours so hands off

'Use caution – This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths'.

Classic

 

I've got a mate whose sister looks a bit like her, only less fake and a bit spotty. She's also barely legal. Should I tap it?

 

Is the Pope on a mission to clear the Catholic Church of *****phile priests?

Ah, ok, bad analogy, but yes, ignoring that, yes you should

 

I think I could get her into bed. It might take me weeks, months or even years (but not too many, or there'd be no point. I mean like one or two so she's still a teenager), but I'll do it. I think she'd swallow Erik's fatty, salty load.

 

It's impossible to see a downside.

 

I need to strike whilst the iron is hot. I find that women are only willing to sleep with me if they're aged 16-18 or have a bus pas. I think it's because my charm and good sense of humour more than makes up for being hairy and overweight, and it seems to work on people who are either pubescent or suffering with dementia.