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Cash who?

 

No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

 

.

 

It's gone 6 now where is everyone?

 

lUV YOU MENTALIST!

was it you that was talking to yourself on Sports Witness message board or something

#famous

 

if you could contribute a little more

 

Yep that was me.......................That conversation went on for a few months though.


From the Mash

BRENDAN Rodgers has asked the FA whether they can call the league quits while his team are in the top four.

The Liverpool manager hopes to qualify for Champion’s League football before the inevitable collapse in the forthcoming months sees them finish just above Sunderland.

Rodgers said: “We’ve no major injuries, we’ve not conceded any goals and none of the players has started a race riot so it seems a shame to spoil things by letting the season continue.

“Ending the season today will also see Newcastle, Crystal Palace and Swansea relegated, saving everybody nine months before that probably happens anyway.”

 

It's not 6 in Carolina.

So I'm not here yet.

 

Ok let me know when you are.

 

The season should finish now!

I tried to find the thread luv but couldnt, ive seen it before though when i was hunting for new mb when bbc shut

Milk do you really live there?

 

They've removed the thread batards!

 

Someone has to.

 

everybody got to be somewhere

 

Profound for a Thursday night, dave.

Or Thursday afternoon if you're in Carolina.

 

I've been in Carolina, Sasha, Nicole, Noelle.

All the european girls.

 

I thought doing **** jokes was my job?

 

You can have it back if you want.

 

I think that's best my earlier knock knock joke was superb.

 

Not too profound really - a direct steal from The Goons

Neddie Seagoon: "He fallen in de water"

Eccles: "Everybody got to be somewhere"

 

Eccles " I'm stuck"
Bluebottle "Open the door"
Eccles " Ok. How do you open the door?"
Bluebottle " You turn the knob on your side"
Eccles "Er... I haven't got a knob on my side"

Profound.