Can't make the curry night tonight. I have been invited out for a meal and drinks by my soon to be new employers as part of the Offshore Europe Exhibition. Will be awkward with only being able to chew on the left hand side of my mouth but I shall soldier on and endeavour to do one's best much like Dev in the 60's in Ireland. Feast your eyes on this restaurant and check out the fantastic menu. All free as well. http://www.thecourtyardaberdeen.co.uk/
WTF?!? There's a ****in' curry night and I wasn't invited after my years of campaigning to get a Not606 night out?? This makes me LIVID
Plus don't forget the £8K increase which will come in very handy (sorry no offence meant Fingers) with my impending divorce case. Happy Days
I know. "I've been invited for a night out. Quick, I better tell people I don't know about it on the internet!"
Won't be proper stovies. You can only get proper stovies in the Central Belt. In North Lanakshire. Specifically, ma maw's hoose.
**** the curry night. Who's up for a round robin felch night? I obviously needn't specify which underpass would be my preferred venue
Says the raging queen who is quick to let everone know when he is off to the theatre with his new boyfriend after he gets dumped after each visit STD - the nonce that can't stop giving, or taking for that matter.
I think I always go to the wrong underpass. I'm always in the one with the crustaceans painted on the wall, but I'm guessing everyone goes to the one on the other side of the underground station. Nobody in my underpass responds to Gambol or bib.
None of this is going to happen You'll be eating dogfood out the can sitting on your pish-soaked sofa, like every night
That's the right one Many's the time my warmest memories involve my face being firmly held against a stencilled trilobite.
