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O/T: You a believer?

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  1. DMD

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    Perhaps you could think about where the black people came from, and it could give a clue as to where those that followed came from. It's only a theory, but maybe evolution played a part?

    Oh, and given some of the evidence, it IS perfectly acceptable to treat different elements of the bible differently, as they weren't all written equally.
     
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  2. originallambrettaman

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    Don't be ridiculous, I've seen One Million Years BC and everyone is in it is white.

    I don't accept your assertions, therefore I have nothing to explain, I believe in evolution, nothing more, nothing less.
     
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    Apparently, that's why he was happy to pop on the cross, he thought the resurrection would be considered his new birthday and he'd get chocolate.

    Didn't quite pan out though.
     
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  4. andy payton's mullet

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    You're thinking of Valentines Day
     
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  5. andy payton's mullet

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    What happened to all of his Easter eggs? I bet Judas nicked em. He was a wrong-un that Judas
     
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    I believe he gave his eggs to the Greeks, apparently, they were blessed.
     
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  7. Murdoc

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    "Many scholars believe it was September 11th 3 BC, during the Feast of Tabernacles."

    Taken from some strange Forum... <laugh>

    So I was a bit off...
     
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    The Feast of Tabernacles sounds like something Tickles might attend at his masonic lodge.
     
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  9. Chilton's Hundreds

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    Where's your evidence for this ?

    Are you saying the first people to enter Britain where black ?

    And where the Neanderthals black as well ?
     
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  10. Murdoc

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    More like a weekly meeting for "The Tickles TWT Foundation"...
     
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    Is it part of the initiation ceremony - having your tabernacles tickled ?
     
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  12. andy payton's mullet

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    Valentines Day is on 9/11?
     
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  13. Amin Arrears

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    Of course humans were black to start with, the first humans evolved in Africa. As with every species we adapt to our climate and circumstances. Whales and dolphins used to have fur and legs before migrating to water where over time legs turned to fins. We used to have tails and our appendixes used to work, which now do nothing as cleaning and cooking our food has meant it had no use. In a few thousand years the appendix probably will not exist at all.

    There is also every chance extra terrestrials could be among us now. They could be so far advanced they've learned to bend light so they can't be seen. I don't think there is, but until we're advanced enough ourselves to detect these kind of technologies we couldn't actually confirm or deny either way. Anythings a possibility, we could be being watched by some species sitting on their balcony drinking beer galaxies away.

    Just because we can't see or do something ourselves doesn't mean it's impossible to someone else. Quantum physics and what we think we know of the universe holds proof to that.
     
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    That'd be a rather significant change to the value and meaning of Valentines Day!

    But, if Jesus was born in September, where did December 25th come from?
     
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  15. Chilton's Hundreds

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    Paganism
     
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    It isn't ME that has made that date up "Chilt" I take the word of Biblical Scholars who use archaeological evidence which mentions Moses at various times during this period. Through this they can make a reasonably accurate estimate of his date of birth. His death, I believe, has been pin-pointed to 1407 BC and they knew, through the Bible, that he was 120 years of age when he died. There are other scholars who believe he was born much later but the general consensus is that these figures are correct. It may be of interest of you to know that NOWHERE in ANY Egyptian hieroglyphics or papyrus records is there any mention of Moses ever existing in Egypt. This concurs with 'Gods' decision to limit the lifespan of man to 120 years contrary to the 'three score years and ten' which I believe was (shortened by) and written by David in the Book of Psalms but I stand corrected on that.
     
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  17. andy payton's mullet

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    He saw that our Queen has more than one birthday and thought to himself "I'll have a bit of that". Greedy twat
     
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    I am not sure what you mean by that quote but I think you may be referring to the fact that much was 'lost in translation' over a period of some six and a half thousand years. I think it is obvious to us all that 'God' didn't just make one 'Adam' and one 'Eve' otherwise where did Caine's wife come from. the Sumerian tablets explain it more thoroughly (imo) as, in their language, 'Adam' meant 'slave' and 'Eve' meant 'the Bearer of Life'. The Bible concurs with this when it states that 'Adam' complained to 'God' that he had nobody to procreate with so 'God' created 'Eve'.
     
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  19. Chilton's Hundreds

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    That's because he never existed.

    The Old Testament is simply a Jewish narrative of how they believe life began and how the Jewish nation came to being, it's all
    folk-myth.
     
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  20. TigerRoo

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    Much conjecture on the Neanderthals. There was some who believed that they had Red hair as well as being light skinned but this has never been actually proven. The race died out but evidence appears to show that there is no connection between the Neanderthal and the African. According to the Sumerian Tablets the 'Shining Ones' visited Africa 250,000 years ago and did a modification to our DNA then. Prior to that, our last ancestor (prior to us becoming homo-sapien) was the Homonid or Homonin who was found to have 48 chromosomes (24 pairs) but then we mysteriously had 46 chromosomes (23 pairs). We know that you cannot tamper with DNA otherwise you will kill or maim the subject. (Children with Downs Syndrome are found to carry an extra chromosome - in the future we will find a way of removing this in the Mothers womb and the child will be born normal). We discovered that our second and third pairs of chromosomes had 'fused together' not like two fingers closing but like one finger being broken off and stuck on the end of another. Scientists believe that this could have only happened under laboratory conditions - but of course there weren't any laboratories 250,000 years ago where there?
     
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